Laura Milkins Art GirlTransformation into Paris Hilton!
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Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Stalkers!! Stay Away...

 

Monday, July 31, 2006

7/30/2006

Weight - 154

Workout - none!

FOOD

CALORIES

½ cup granola

1/3 cup milk

1 slice cherry pie

240

50

350

1 cup celery soup

1 ½ cup indonesian stew

117

260

1 mug coffee w/ 2 Tbs cream & sugar

1 chocolate chip cookie

1 cup indonesian stew

55

210

173

TOTAL

1455

I talked to my brother today, and he's all worried that I'm going to attract stalkers...  So, if you are a stalker, stay away so my brother doesn't have to worry!

I have to admit, I had not given any thought to stalkers.  My worries have centered around whether or not this project is boring, or if anyone actually looks at/reads my site.   Even now, I don't really believe that a stalker is going to bother following me around because they saw me in a bikini online.  Really, don't people have better things to do with their time. 

I mean, I spent all freaking day trying to get my webcam up and going... GRRR!!! I really hate technology sometimes!!  Gee, if someone has the time to stalk me, they better have some serious computer skills, because I'll put them to work helping me set up my webcam or doing press releases.  For those of you who don't understand sarcasm, I really don't want a stalker with great computer skills.

But I DO need to set up my webcam for my "Art Servant" project.  I'm going to install myself in a gallery space for a week: August 12-18.  And I'll be taking requests over the internet to make artwork for people (please participate!)  Then you can watch me make the art online (if I get the webcam going) as I make it!  Should be fun...

On a serious note, I have been doing more comparison between me and Paris.  Today I focused on the face.  We really look nothing alike.. it will be hard without serious plastic surgery (which I am NOT going to do) to look much like her. 

To begin with, our basic head shape is different.  Paris has a square head and jaw, while my head is a classic egg shape (yes, I'm an egghead...)  I have bigger eyes and schnoz, but she has much bigger lips.  My lips shrink every year, soon they will be just a line (like Charlie Brown.)  The only thing we have in common is asymetrical eyes (one eye is definitely bigger than the other on each of us.)

Anyway, you can do your own comparison, I've posted the pictures.  I'll have to see what can be done with makeup...

-Laura

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